Slow news day

Sometimes even I wonder where I find this stuff...

The flying spaghetti monster was spotted in Germany. What do you mean, you've never heard of a flying spaghetti monster? Clearly it exists, I've seen video.

This raises the question: if he was naked, where did he put the concealed weapon?

I guess there's a "sticking things up your butt" theme today, and I feel compelled to give the warning "Don't try this at home, kids."

This one involves dancing eunuchs... enough said. (Sorry, no video on that.)

Something potentially useful... how to tell if someone is lying. Also handy if you plan to lie a lot. (Just don't lie to me... because I'll find out.)