Raj Peter Bhakta is an idiot

For those who aren't political junkies like me, Raj Peter Bhakta is running for Congress against Democratic incumbent Allyson Schwartz in the Philadelphia area. Before that, he was fired by Donald Trump from The Apprentice. Clearly, this was because his ideas in the "creativity" department verge on the absurd.

Wonkette has two posts about him... the first detailing his trip to Texas to sneak elephants across the border into the US accompanied by a mariachi band, and the second with video of this stunt, preceded by a 5 minute chase of some Mexican dude.

Seriously, you can't make this shit up...