Those things should come with warning labels!

I've never heard of a laptop giving someone a black eye before. I mean, not unless someone beat you up and tried to steal your laptop. But apparently Charlie Rose tripped on a pothole, and chose to faceplant on the sidewalk rather than scratch up his new MacBook Air. (Or he got his ass kicked and just won't admit it.)

Gotta watch out for those laptops. They're hazardous.