It's Election Day!!

It's like Christmas for political junkies. Well, unless your guy loses, then it's kind of like getting coal in your stocking.

Believe it or not, there are still people who haven't made up their minds. Are you kidding me? It makes me want to knock heads together. This has been the longest campaign EVER. How can you possibly not know everything there is to know about both candidates, unless you've been running around with eyes squeezed shut and your fingers in your ears shouting, "LA LA LA LA LA!" Okay, I can understand being conflicted - maybe you prefer McCain's health care plan, but Sarah Palin scares the shit out of you (true story, I know someone who said exactly that). But not having enough information to make an informed decision? Where the fuck have you been?

Anyway, in case you're looking for that one little thing to put you over the top, Sarah Palin got pranked by a Canadian radio station, and thought she was talking to French President Nicolas Sarkozy. Nice.

And if you haven't already, VOTE!