Boom

I have a lot of news emails to go through, and several days worth of blog-surfing to do, and about 45 minutes until I go home. But I've had a headache for days now, and I just don't feel like doing it, so instead, I bring you this daily dose of randomness:

There's a big underground science experiment (which sounds an awful lot like the Superconducting Super Collider, known to me only thanks to Sam Seaborn and The West Wing), and there's a very small chance (scientific term: "baloney") that it could suck the Earth into a black hole. So what do concerned citizens do? They sue. I love people.