Oh joy

It seems Chelsea has learned to open the bathroom cabinet, and when I went home for lunch today, I found tampons all over my bathroom floor.

Also, I've got new neighbors across the hall. My first introduction - two small children screaming in Spanish while (presumably) their father lounges on the sofa watching TV in his underwear. How do I know all this? Because they left their door open! Um, it's an apartment building. Who leaves their door open for anyone to look in? Especially if you're going to hang around in your underwear. I'm so sad Caitlin moved out (she lived next door to me). I'm dreading who will move into her place. At least the people on the other side of me have finally discovered the volume button on their remote.

And, for something random and fun, school pranks in Hershey. Found it in our daily clips this morning. The penis in the soccer field is nice, but I think my favorite is this quote:

"Then someone had to find the chicken a home," Hazen said. "I don't know what the final disposition of the chicken was. I know he wasn't eaten."