Daily dose of randomness

Okay, it's more like "biannual dose of randomness" these days, but whatever. This is an awesome story.

A Texas mayor stole her neighbor's dog, and told them the dog died and was buried while they were on vacation. When accused of stealing the dog, she pretended to be her twin sister, and then reported "her" dog missing, pointing the finger at her neighbors. The dog later turned up at the twin sister's ranch. Says her lawyer, "You could have handled it better."

In other news, the writers are back at work, but none of them can remember what they were writing about three months ago. Comforting.