What if 24 were written by liberals?

Okay, you know something's funny when you're sitting at your desk in work, and the person in the next cubicle over keeps poking their head in to see what you're giggling at. This is one of those things.

My favorite part?

TERRORIST #2 frantically looks for a means of getaway. He runs up to a car at a red light and opens the DRIVER's door.

TERRORIST #2
What kind of car is this?

DRIVER
T-Toyota Camry.

TERRORIST #2
Camry hybrid?

DRIVER
No.

TERRORIST #2
That won't do.